lemondoddle:

stardial:

internetwes:

gengarpng:

gengarpng:

You know what? Fuck you.

*unshrinkies your dinks*

no….. my dinks….

*unskrinkies you*

[I.D. a gif, an image, and a gif. the first gif is a reversed clip of a butterfly shrinky dink growing in size. the image is a content aware scaled cat with big teary eyes. the final gif is the cat also being reverse content aware scaled, returning to a normal shaped cat but still with big teary eyes photoshopped on. end I.D.]

snoopyarts:

week 4 of kittenhood is the peak. their ears haven’t even straightened out and they have triangle tails. unbelievable.

petermorwood:

dessalines-raised-sword:

recently-reanimated:

This video has permanently changed my vocabulary so I need you all to see it

Why is it being read in the voice of a guy who will hurriedly warn me about side effects at the end of a medication ad?

My inner spellchecker crashed and had to reboot.

capnsaltsquid:

powerbottombrucespringsteen:

???????????

… I can’t be the only one seeing this.

anxietyproblem:

doctor-yoshi-soul:

unamccormack:

sigynpenniman:

I know everyone says it’s best to just stick to “said” as a dialogue tag bc it disappears and that’s true and I mostly do but I want to take a moment for my all-time favorite dialogue tag, “lied.” Absolutely nothing hits like “‘I’m here to help,’ he lied.” NOTHING.

ABSOLUTELY one of my favourites.

prismatic-bell:

nitrogennightmare:

thisdiscontentedwinter:

poetry-protest-pornography:

Oh, I love this an inordinate amount.

This guy covers children’s songs in the style of various artists, and he’s incredible.

I’m weirdly emotional about it?

This is amazing!

This is the exact opposite energy of the “what happens after the camera cuts and you’ve destroyed you labtop for 5 seconds of entertainment”

This guy not only wrote a whole song but dressed up and FILMED it! For what! For 1 and a half seconds of MY entertainment! That must have been HOURS of shooting and editing! I’m touched, this is art

I feel it’s important you all know this is actually a group of five dads, and they started this as a way to entertain their kids. The bands on the band wheel are their favorite bands, while the songs on the songs wheel are their kids’ favorite songs.

pseudomantis:

What the fuck

inneskeeper:

caffeinated-gh0st:

boggblog:

sleepy-bebby:

Review of a butterfly farm… 🦋

I interned at a place w butterflies and had to tell a mom to please stop offering the “snacks” on the pedestals to her kids and we had to give a speech to all the ppl who entered which I added lines to daily. Including the infamous “butterflies like fruit that’s a little older than what we eat, so the fruit is just for them! Please don’t eat it!” And “please please please please please don’t come in here if you’re afraid of butterflies.” It was the closest thing to hell I’ve ever experienced

*going to a butterfly farm* there better not be any fuckin butterflies in here

*going to a butterfly farm* this will surely take my mind off the life-ruining curse that a witch placed upon me that forces me to eat any fruit i see no matter what

phlebasthebroenician:

mzcain27:

I think game studios should just release their character creators online. For the times when I don’t wanna play the whole game, just the lil dress up part

only-wholesome-memes:

lizzielovesmovies:

windynebula:

expiredcheese:

#What three hours of sun does to a nation